I was trolling Craigslist for furniture I can redo for our bedroom and dining room and I came across this:
"THIS LIVING ROOM SET HAS BEEN IN OUR FAMILY FOR OVER 30 YEARS IN THE FORMAL ROOM THAT YOUR NOT ALLOWED IN LOL COUCH, LOVESEAT CHAIR COFFIE TABLE 2 INNTABLES 2 LAMPS HAVE TO SELL I AM MOVING "
I don't even know where to start. The grammar? The punctuation? The fact that someone considers this formal? That he thinks 30 years makes these an antique?
I actually think the love seat might me kind of cool if you reupholstered it. But, are those chains on the arms? The seating kind of looks like something that belongs in the office of a guy running a medieval torture dungeon... Or a pirate.
I want the mirror, though. I wish they were selling that. Would be funky painted white, no?